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PostSubject: Eternal Love   Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:57 am

OH MY GOD MY EYES!


The writing equivlent to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Also probably one of the few things that I could agree is more of an atrocity then my own writing style. (At least I have all the thoughts/places in there!)


I'm going to Canada 411 or America 411 this douchebag and kill her. She's taken priority over apologizing to every foreigner for our country's part in birthing Celine Dion and Nickleback, and for continuing to give the world a glimpse of George W. Bush in the guise of \"George W. Bush Clone, only twice as ugly as just as dumb.. (Which is worse because we can't blame Bush this time around.)

Seriously. Someone is going to die for this. I know. I'll haul out the 29-page SSBP-2 from 2004 and blow her brains out with THAT SUCKER. xD



Who will join! Lets' all, march down, and kill this writer? It will be awesome.

I roflmao'd. The Campaign to Kill A Horrible Writer, written in said writer's style. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Eternal Love   Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:13 am

What are you talking about?
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PostSubject: Re: Eternal Love   Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:32 am

The thing we JUST read in class! xD Eternal Love was the title of it.

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"I am Forgotten. I am a Defender of Humanity. I risk my very existence every moment of every day, of every week, of every month, of every year. History will be grateful for what I have done, but history will not know who I am, or what I did. I will not be remembered by anyone, anywhere. When I pass on, nobody will know who I was. I live to block the deadly fragments of a grenade; to take a bullet meant for another; to be in harm's way, so that another will not. I exist for the sole purpose of dying. But for what? This is my life, for all it is worth. I am Forgotten."

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PostSubject: Rawr   Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:06 pm

I will personally hunt down the writer and string her up in my basement.

BY THE TOES!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Eternal Love   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:15 am

Really?! That was the name of the crappy story? That's just terrible... It's like beating a dead horse and than setting it on fire and trying to put it out by pissing on it.

There is a terrible story that looks like a grade 1 could do better and the author named it 'Eternal Love'? There is no justice in this world.
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PostSubject: Re: Eternal Love   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:43 am

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Really?! That was the name of the crappy story? That's just terrible... It's like beating a dead horse and than setting it on fire and trying to put it out by pissing on it.

There is a terrible story that looks like a grade 1 could do better and the author named it 'Eternal Love'? There is no justice in this world.

When I first saw the title I was like...

A Horror story? Horror + Love = Either someone dies, or we're gonna see goddamn NECROPHILIACS in here.

I could say my 'homg terrible' analogy but... it isn't exactly legal per se... silent But suffice to say it would make a /b/tard queasy. (I've never seen it myself, but the name alone is pretty shockingly terrible.)

I totally forgot to 411 this douche... TO THE INTERNET! (Whoops, ALREADY HERE, TO THE GOOGLE.)


And because I'm a horrible nitpick... You can feasably put out a fire on a horse by pissing on it. (Maybe if its a )raging fire... Wink But again, it's rather hard to set a house on fire, especially if its recently dead. xD [/nitpick])

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PostSubject: Re: Eternal Love   Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:51 am

I FOUND HER! GATHER THE POSSE AND LETS ROLL OUT!



http://www.peoplesmart.com/psp.aspx?_act=resultswp

I hope you guys are okay with murdering a 52 year old woman though...

...And are fine with searching eight different cities in Florida, and five possible sporses. (Well, we know why she had Matt being a damn player, she was one herself! (No sexism intended.)


Research with Nationwide: http://www.peoplesmart.com/psp.aspx?_act=resultswp

HOLY CRAP 119 RESULTS? A lot of them don't have L as the middle name, and several K L Blaylocks have man names listed... Well, lets start narrowing it down!

Edit: It doesn't even show all of them, and apparently this is a pay site... Oh well, back to searching other 411 sites. xD There was like 11 ones that could have been matching, but some of them had no age, aka dead people. Could have beaten us to the job herself...

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"I am Forgotten. I am a Defender of Humanity. I risk my very existence every moment of every day, of every week, of every month, of every year. History will be grateful for what I have done, but history will not know who I am, or what I did. I will not be remembered by anyone, anywhere. When I pass on, nobody will know who I was. I live to block the deadly fragments of a grenade; to take a bullet meant for another; to be in harm's way, so that another will not. I exist for the sole purpose of dying. But for what? This is my life, for all it is worth. I am Forgotten."

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